{"id":537,"date":"2011-01-30T17:28:11","date_gmt":"2011-01-30T17:28:11","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/graffiti.ntci.on.ca\/2010-11\/?p=537"},"modified":"2013-08-01T22:47:56","modified_gmt":"2013-08-01T22:47:56","slug":"kitty-in-the-commons","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/graffiti.ntci.on.ca\/2010-11\/kitty-in-the-commons\/","title":{"rendered":"Kitty in the Commons"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>By: Hannah Karpinski<\/p>\n<p>While reading the last issue of Graffiti, I was pretty caught up in the 10 loves and hates of the new school. Then, I saw it. We have mice!? Well NT, I think I have the solution: how about getting a cat? It\u2019ll be like a class pet, but for the <em>entire <\/em>school. Come on, who doesn\u2019t like cats? Putting up traps is completely out of the question because those are extremely inhumane, so the next logical step is to throw a cat into the equation. It will be really easy to take care of, because it\u2019ll just eat the mice and chill in the Commons. But just in case we get PETA on our backs we might want to set up a litter box for it and take it to the vet from time to time. It\u2019ll be the most loved animal ever! Well, as long as it doesn\u2019t scratch the grad couch\u2026 after a while, it\u2019ll probably end up smelling like lasagna and banana peels, but then every day we\u2019d have a prime opportunity to sing \u2018Smelly Cat\u2019 (probably one of the best songs ever written).\u00a0 So, whoever wants to step up and buy a cat for the Commons, I say go for it!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>By: Hannah Karpinski While reading the last issue of Graffiti, I was pretty caught up in the 10 loves and hates of the new school. Then, I saw it. We [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":5,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1,47,118],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-537","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-articles","category-humour","category-issue-2"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/graffiti.ntci.on.ca\/2010-11\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/537","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/graffiti.ntci.on.ca\/2010-11\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/graffiti.ntci.on.ca\/2010-11\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/graffiti.ntci.on.ca\/2010-11\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/5"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/graffiti.ntci.on.ca\/2010-11\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=537"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/graffiti.ntci.on.ca\/2010-11\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/537\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":539,"href":"https:\/\/graffiti.ntci.on.ca\/2010-11\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/537\/revisions\/539"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/graffiti.ntci.on.ca\/2010-11\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=537"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/graffiti.ntci.on.ca\/2010-11\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=537"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/graffiti.ntci.on.ca\/2010-11\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=537"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}