{"id":1034,"date":"2012-03-28T01:35:47","date_gmt":"2012-03-28T01:35:47","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/graffiti.ntci.on.ca\/2011-12\/?page_id=1034"},"modified":"2012-03-28T01:35:47","modified_gmt":"2012-03-28T01:35:47","slug":"horoscopes","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"https:\/\/graffiti.ntci.on.ca\/2011-12\/spring-2012-issue\/internal-news\/horoscopes\/","title":{"rendered":"Horoscopes"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Jessica Adamson and Tom Gazzard<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Aries<\/p>\n<p>Lucky Constellation: Andromeda<\/p>\n<p>Lucky Time: 8:19<\/p>\n<p>Summer after high school when we first met. We make out in your Mustang to Radio head. And on my 18th birthday we got that chain tattoos.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Cancer<\/p>\n<p>Lucky Constellation: Cassiopeia<\/p>\n<p>Lucky Time: 10:54<\/p>\n<p>An apple never falls far from the tree EXCEPT when it&#8217;s hurricane season. There&#8217;s<br \/>\na chance you can change! Start something new!<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Gemini<\/p>\n<p>Lucky Constellation: Lyra<\/p>\n<p>Lucky Time: 3:46<\/p>\n<p>Go get &#8217;em tiger! They certainly aren&#8217;t coming to you. If you try hard enough this<br \/>\nmonth, you will fall in love.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Taurus<\/p>\n<p>Lucky Constellation: Orion<\/p>\n<p>Lucky Time: 1:27<\/p>\n<p>Go give Tom Gazzard a hug, he needs the love &lt;3 (647)-330-3097<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Leo<\/p>\n<p>Lucky Constellation: Pyxis<\/p>\n<p>Lucky Time: 7:29<\/p>\n<p>Play the field and live the dream but don\u2019t forget your sunscreen out there in the<br \/>\nfield&#8230; nothing worse than a bad burn<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Virgo<\/p>\n<p>Lucky Constellation: Vela<\/p>\n<p>Lucky Time: 8:15<\/p>\n<p>You have two pairs of pants that look absolutely horrible on you in your closet<br \/>\nright now. Throw them out. Just throw them out.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Libra<\/p>\n<p>Lucky Constellation: Norma<\/p>\n<p>Lucky Time: 12:34<\/p>\n<p>View mayonnaise with an incredibly critical eye today. Consider yourself warned.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Scorpio<\/p>\n<p>Lucky Constellation: Hydra<\/p>\n<p>Lucky Time: 11:59<\/p>\n<p>Time to stop beating around the bush. Beat the bush itself. Give it a good<br \/>\nthrashing, and say &#8220;bad bush!&#8221; in a loud stern tone.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Sagittarius<\/p>\n<p>Lucky Constellation: Pegasus<\/p>\n<p>Lucky Time: 7:11<\/p>\n<p>It\u2019s a good week to greet everyone with great enthusiasm. For example, &#8220;Bob!<br \/>\nYou&#8217;re still alive!&#8221; (Everyone likes to feel appreciated.)<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Capricorn<\/p>\n<p>Lucky Constellation: Ursa Major<\/p>\n<p>Lucky Time: 9:25<\/p>\n<p>Today you will find a really big piece of lint in your pocket. That&#8217;s it, though, for<br \/>\ntoday&#8217;s excitement. Better Luck tomorrow!<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Aquarius<\/p>\n<p>Lucky Constellation: Ursa Minor<\/p>\n<p>Lucky Time: 9:05<\/p>\n<p>Speak slowly and you will be heard. People will think you&#8217;re being a dick, but people<br \/>\nwill definitely understand you.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Pisces<\/p>\n<p>Lucky Constellation: Canis Major<\/p>\n<p>Lucky Time: 5:51<\/p>\n<p>The good and the great come together today and miss you entirely during all their<br \/>\nendeavours. Which is a bit sad, really.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Jessica Adamson and Tom Gazzard &nbsp; Aries Lucky Constellation: Andromeda Lucky Time: 8:19 Summer after high school when we first met. We make out in your Mustang to Radio head. 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