{"id":1065,"date":"2012-03-29T19:26:36","date_gmt":"2012-03-29T19:26:36","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/graffiti.ntci.on.ca\/2011-12\/?page_id=1065"},"modified":"2012-03-29T19:26:36","modified_gmt":"2012-03-29T19:26:36","slug":"an-ode-to-the-after-party","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"https:\/\/graffiti.ntci.on.ca\/2011-12\/spring-2012-issue\/opinion-and-humour\/an-ode-to-the-after-party\/","title":{"rendered":"An Ode to the After Party"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align: left;\" align=\"center\">Isaac M-D<\/p>\n<p align=\"center\">\n<p>Whibble, whibble, wild and sauced<\/p>\n<p>Whimsy how thou clubbers so lost<\/p>\n<p>How the wild Ginos did bark<\/p>\n<p>Rattled and angry in dark<\/p>\n<p>Nil received for twenty-five cost<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Sirens sang as the coppers came<\/p>\n<p>Followed suit an ambulance, shame<\/p>\n<p>Grande Dames did most cry and sob<\/p>\n<p>Piffle, piffle, foul job<\/p>\n<p>Comrades scraped, streets aflame<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Within the cavernous walls of the<br \/>\nplace<\/p>\n<p>DJ Flawless hotly dropped the bass<\/p>\n<p>While on the floor twas a pack<\/p>\n<p>Where in bathrooms lads did yack<\/p>\n<p>For bros and broads on the hunt and<br \/>\nchase<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>At one o\u2019clock did a ruckus arise<\/p>\n<p>All jostled out by bouncers of apish<br \/>\nsize<\/p>\n<p>Blasphemy was proclaimed by more<\/p>\n<p>As many acrunk shoved out the door<\/p>\n<p>Scuffle, scuffle, out to the dream<br \/>\nnight skies<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>The moral of this story is one good<\/p>\n<p>Do not venture too far in the hood<\/p>\n<p>Throw fives, not hunnids<\/p>\n<p>Don`t act a fool kids<\/p>\n<p>When life get gooned, just make some<br \/>\ngood<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Isaac M-D Whibble, whibble, wild and sauced Whimsy how thou clubbers so lost How the wild Ginos did bark Rattled and angry in dark Nil received for twenty-five cost &nbsp; Sirens sang as the coppers came Followed suit an ambulance, &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/graffiti.ntci.on.ca\/2011-12\/spring-2012-issue\/opinion-and-humour\/an-ode-to-the-after-party\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"parent":1000,"menu_order":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","template":"","meta":{"footnotes":""},"class_list":["post-1065","page","type-page","status-publish","hentry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/graffiti.ntci.on.ca\/2011-12\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/1065","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/graffiti.ntci.on.ca\/2011-12\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/graffiti.ntci.on.ca\/2011-12\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/page"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/graffiti.ntci.on.ca\/2011-12\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/graffiti.ntci.on.ca\/2011-12\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1065"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/graffiti.ntci.on.ca\/2011-12\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/1065\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1066,"href":"https:\/\/graffiti.ntci.on.ca\/2011-12\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/1065\/revisions\/1066"}],"up":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/graffiti.ntci.on.ca\/2011-12\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/1000"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/graffiti.ntci.on.ca\/2011-12\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1065"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}