Inbar Levona<\/p>\n
<\/p>\n
Michael Ahn, a menace to society has managed to earn my friendship. I don\u2019t remember his characteristics or what he looked like back in grade nine because I had self-esteem issues and was afraid to talk to boys.<\/p>\n
My first recollection of Michael Ahn, dubbed as Eager by the past heads of Stage Crew,
\nwas back in grade ten in the auditorium (situated in the old building). He was
\nflaunting his flexibility by holding the splits three feet above the ground in
\nbetween the podium that held the sound and lighting boards, and a radiator. I
\nhad the urge to sack him, as he was an open target, but I refrained from doing
\nso, as I am a gentle soul.<\/p>\n
The months progressed, and although I still had a somewhat uncalled for distaste
\nfor him, he was growing on me. His blatant idiocy was lovable the way a stupid
\ncat is. In grade eleven, things took a turn for the worse. He had ignited a
\npassion for wrestling and would display his \u201ctalent\u201d on clueless prey. Michael
\n\u201cEager\u201d Ahn was no longer eager to help out by any means possible, he was eager
\nto mount boys and wrestle them until they surrendered.<\/p>\n
Grade twelve has been the worst by far. Michael has started taking his shirt off and
\nhas made it into a sport by throwing it at me when I\u2019m not looking. This
\nhappens on a frequent basis and results in me hiding his shirt. Faculty members
\nwalk in on him running around shirtless and hilarity ensues. Most recently,
\nhe\u2019s turned into what he calls a hobbyist. In reality, he just hoards milk
\ncrates from the Commons and stores them in the auditorium for decorative
\npurposes.<\/p>\n
I\u2019d like to end on a quote, spoken by the man-child himself: \u201cInbar\u2026 it\u2019s happening
\nagain\u2026 I have that one really long nipple hair\u2026\u201d I don\u2019t even know why we\u2019re
\ngoing to prom together.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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