{"id":256,"date":"2011-11-10T02:07:34","date_gmt":"2011-11-10T02:07:34","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/graffiti.ntci.on.ca\/2011-12\/?page_id=256"},"modified":"2011-11-14T22:56:51","modified_gmt":"2011-11-14T22:56:51","slug":"horoscopes","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"https:\/\/graffiti.ntci.on.ca\/2011-12\/november-15th-2011-issue\/internal-affairs\/horoscopes\/","title":{"rendered":"Horoscopes"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Tom and Jess<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\">Aries:<\/span><\/p>\n<p><strong>Lucky Number: <\/strong>6<strong><\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>Lucky Colour<\/strong><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\">:<\/span> Golden<\/p>\n<p>You\u2019re distracted and off-track. You need to start working harder and staying in on the weekends. Hit the books pal, you\u2019re not going to wheel Laura Murphy with those grades! Save your jamming for after-party boys and girls.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\">Taurus:<\/span><\/p>\n<p><strong>Lucky Number: <\/strong>1<strong><\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>Lucky Colour<\/strong><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\">:<\/span> Jasmine<\/p>\n<p>I bet you didn\u2019t know Jessica Alba and Megan Fox are also Taurus\u2019. Isn\u2019t that a great way to start your month? You\u2019re welcome.<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\">Gemini:<\/span><\/p>\n<p><strong>Lucky Number: <\/strong>81<strong><\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>Lucky Colour:<\/strong> Creamsicle Orange<\/p>\n<p>Take a long, hard look at yourself in the mirror. If you see nothing, be open to the possibility that you may be a vampire. Avoid silver bullets.<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\">Cancer:<\/span><\/p>\n<p><strong>Lucky Number<\/strong>: 7<\/p>\n<p><strong>Lucky Colour:<\/strong> Periwinkle\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>Stressed and sour, that\u2019s your mood.<\/p>\n<p>You need to loosen up and chill out dood.<\/p>\n<p>The world is your oyster, be a teen,<\/p>\n<p>Quit being such a drama queen!<\/p>\n<p>Stop this funk or you\u2019ll have regret,<\/p>\n<p>It\u2019ll be okay don\u2019t you fret!<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\">Leo:<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\">Lucky Number:<\/span> 99<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\">Lucky Colour:<\/span> sunshine yellow<\/p>\n<p>As a Leo, you are driven, practical and hardworking. You complete all of your work on time and never take a night off. School is your passion and you enjoy studying. That sucks&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\">Virgo:<\/span><\/p>\n<p><strong>Lucky Number:<\/strong> 3182<\/p>\n<p><strong>Lucky Colour<\/strong><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\">:<\/span> candy-apple red<\/p>\n<p>This is your month. Trust me \ud83d\ude09<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\">Libra:<\/span><\/p>\n<p><strong>Lucky Number:<\/strong> 4<strong><\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>Lucky Colour<\/strong><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\">:<\/span> Platinum<\/p>\n<p>Remember that night you had last month, the one you really regretted? Apologize now. On second thought, beg for forgiveness. Trust me, they\u2019re still mad.<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\">Scorpio:<\/span><\/p>\n<p><strong>Lucky Number: <\/strong>55<strong><\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>Lucky Colour:<\/strong> Emerald<\/p>\n<p>Hey Shawty, you think you\u2019re feeling nice eh? Well a Gemini is gonna come around this week and change that. That means be aware of all Gemini, they\u2019re vampires&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\">Sagittarius:<\/span><\/p>\n<p><strong><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\">Lucky Number:<\/span> 3<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\">Lucky Colour<\/span>:<\/strong> Mauve<\/p>\n<p>Shake it baby girl! Let everyone know what you\u2019re made of, this is your month to shine! People will take notice in your strut and confidence so WORK IT! If you\u2019re patient, a secret admirer will soon send you a sign of affection.<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\">Capricorn:<\/span><\/p>\n<p><strong>Lucky Number: <\/strong>15<strong><\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>Lucky Colour:<\/strong> snowy white<\/p>\n<p>You and your boo have been fighting lately, for God sake share the love! Learn to forgive and forget and move on&#8230;or dump them! You deserve to be out having fun so if that means without them, so be it!<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\">Aquarius:<\/span><\/p>\n<p><strong>Lucky Number: <\/strong>666<strong><\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>Lucky Colour:<\/strong> coal black<\/p>\n<p>A handsome man is not all he seems. Because, in fact, he is not handsome. Book yourself an optometrist appointment as soon as you can, but travel there by bus.<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\">Pisces:<\/span><\/p>\n<p><strong>Lucky Number: <\/strong>711<\/p>\n<p><strong>Lucky Colour:<\/strong> dusty rose<\/p>\n<p>Do NOT step on a crack this month, you WILL break your mothers back! Your mom has been so kind lately, DON\u2019T SCREW THIS UP!!!<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Love Match of the Month -&gt; Sagittarius and Aries<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Tom and Jess &nbsp; Aries: Lucky Number: 6 Lucky Colour: Golden You\u2019re distracted and off-track. You need to start working harder and staying in on the weekends. Hit the books pal, you\u2019re not going to wheel Laura Murphy with those &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/graffiti.ntci.on.ca\/2011-12\/november-15th-2011-issue\/internal-affairs\/horoscopes\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"parent":34,"menu_order":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","template":"","meta":{"footnotes":""},"class_list":["post-256","page","type-page","status-publish","hentry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/graffiti.ntci.on.ca\/2011-12\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/256","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/graffiti.ntci.on.ca\/2011-12\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/graffiti.ntci.on.ca\/2011-12\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/page"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/graffiti.ntci.on.ca\/2011-12\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/graffiti.ntci.on.ca\/2011-12\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=256"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/graffiti.ntci.on.ca\/2011-12\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/256\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":387,"href":"https:\/\/graffiti.ntci.on.ca\/2011-12\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/256\/revisions\/387"}],"up":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/graffiti.ntci.on.ca\/2011-12\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/34"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/graffiti.ntci.on.ca\/2011-12\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=256"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}