{"id":575,"date":"2011-11-22T02:38:07","date_gmt":"2011-11-22T02:38:07","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/graffiti.ntci.on.ca\/2011-12\/?page_id=575"},"modified":"2012-01-20T02:57:38","modified_gmt":"2012-01-20T02:57:38","slug":"8-december-23rd-exams","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"https:\/\/graffiti.ntci.on.ca\/2011-12\/november-15th-2011-issue\/top-ten\/8-december-23rd-exams\/","title":{"rendered":"8: December 23rd Exams"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Sabina Wex<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>It\u2019s two days before Christmas Day and what are you doing? Writing your physics exam. You should really be out buying presents and participating in the holly-jolliness that comes along with the winter season. And yet you are stuck in a grey room just waiting for this torture to be over. Or maybe, if you don\u2019t celebrate Christmas, you wish you were sitting on the golden sand of Miami beach, roasting your skin while reading US Weekly. Unfortunately, this fantasy won\u2019t help you understand all those impossible functions calculations. \u201cExam policies remain the same,\u201d Ms. Laszlo said. \u201cIf you don\u2019t show up to an exam because you decided to go on vacation instead, you will receive a zero.\u201d Can\u2019t wait to see everyone in line at the airport on that crowded Christmas Eve flight!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Sabina Wex &nbsp; It\u2019s two days before Christmas Day and what are you doing? Writing your physics exam. You should really be out buying presents and participating in the holly-jolliness that comes along with the winter season. And yet you &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/graffiti.ntci.on.ca\/2011-12\/november-15th-2011-issue\/top-ten\/8-december-23rd-exams\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"parent":558,"menu_order":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","template":"","meta":{"footnotes":""},"class_list":["post-575","page","type-page","status-publish","hentry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/graffiti.ntci.on.ca\/2011-12\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/575","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/graffiti.ntci.on.ca\/2011-12\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/graffiti.ntci.on.ca\/2011-12\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/page"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/graffiti.ntci.on.ca\/2011-12\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/graffiti.ntci.on.ca\/2011-12\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=575"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/graffiti.ntci.on.ca\/2011-12\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/575\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":772,"href":"https:\/\/graffiti.ntci.on.ca\/2011-12\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/575\/revisions\/772"}],"up":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/graffiti.ntci.on.ca\/2011-12\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/558"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/graffiti.ntci.on.ca\/2011-12\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=575"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}