{"id":664,"date":"2012-01-18T22:17:44","date_gmt":"2012-01-18T22:17:44","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/graffiti.ntci.on.ca\/2011-12\/?page_id=664"},"modified":"2012-01-20T02:57:17","modified_gmt":"2012-01-20T02:57:17","slug":"horoscopes","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"https:\/\/graffiti.ntci.on.ca\/2011-12\/winter-2012-issue\/internal-news\/horoscopes\/","title":{"rendered":"Horoscopes"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Aries<\/p>\n<p>Lucky flower: Rose<\/p>\n<p>Lucky Subway Stop: Museum<\/p>\n<p>1. 2. 3. 4. Tell her that you love her more, but don\u2019t be too desperate&#8230; let the hunnies come to you.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Taurus<\/p>\n<p>Lucky Flower: tulip<\/p>\n<p>Lucky Subway Stop: Warden<\/p>\n<p>Stop and check your shoe size. Your carbon footprint is hella big! Start to respect the Earth; motha nature is watching.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Gemini<\/p>\n<p>Lucky flower: Poppy<\/p>\n<p>Lucky Subway Stop: Keele<\/p>\n<p>Keep the sass to a minimum this month; there are people watching that are not impressed with your attitude&#8230; tsk tsk.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Cancer<\/p>\n<p>Lucky flower: Sunflower<\/p>\n<p>Lucky Subway Stop: Lawrence<\/p>\n<p>Enjoy the small things, Cancer. Christmas came and went and all you could think about were your presents and that craazy jam you planned on attending New Years Eve. What about your brother\u2019s smile when he opened a great gift?<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Leo<\/p>\n<p>Lucky flower: Petunia<\/p>\n<p>Lucky Subway Stop: Bathurst<\/p>\n<p>That far too expensive Christmas gift you didn\u2019t get? Go for it and splurge! You\u2019re about to make racks on racks on racks or stacks on stacks on stacks (my powers can\u2019t tell). But who cares, live it up!<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Virgo<\/p>\n<p>Lucky flower: Lily<\/p>\n<p>Lucky Subway Stop: Queen<\/p>\n<p>That New Years\u2019 resolution you made (to impress that girl) to save kids in Africa, at least TRY to keep it. If not in Africa, do something locally or if all else fails cut back on chips like you promised.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Libra<\/p>\n<p>Lucky flower: Daffodil<\/p>\n<p>Lucky Subway Stop: Woodbine<\/p>\n<p>Things are about to go your way. After a mediocre holiday season filled with yule logs and sour egg nog, you deserve it. Go have some phun!<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Capricorn<\/p>\n<p>Lucky flower: Black-Eyed Susan<\/p>\n<p>Lucky Subway Stop: Dundas West<\/p>\n<p>Someone close to you is not to be trusted. They were the ones who put coal in your stocking and blew out all 8 candles on the menorah. Watch your back Capricorn.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Sagittarius<\/p>\n<p>Lucky flower: Dandelion<\/p>\n<p>Lucky Subway Stop: Kipling<\/p>\n<p>Seriously? You got her THAT for the holidays&#8230;. go beg for forgiveness!<\/p>\n<p>&#8230;.NOW<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Pisces<\/p>\n<p>Lucky flower: Aloe Vera<\/p>\n<p>Lucky Subway Stop: Main<\/p>\n<p>You\u2019re really going to complain about your 86%&#8230;? I got a 72% and I\u2019m raising the roof! Lay off your teachers would ya? And remember that George Brown IS a great school.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Aquarius<\/p>\n<p>Lucky flower: Cactus (all types, don\u2019t discriminate)<\/p>\n<p>Lucky Subway Stop: College<\/p>\n<p>Make sure you look rockin\u2019 at semi! Someone will be taking notice; it could be your own prince charming. WORK THOSE MASKS!<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Scorpio<\/p>\n<p>Lucky flower: Violet<\/p>\n<p>Lucky Subway Stop: Jane<\/p>\n<p>Try opening your textbooks in the new year&#8230; your transcript needs it. Laura Murphy isn\u2019t impressed!!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Aries Lucky flower: Rose Lucky Subway Stop: Museum 1. 2. 3. 4. Tell her that you love her more, but don\u2019t be too desperate&#8230; let the hunnies come to you. &nbsp; Taurus Lucky Flower: tulip Lucky Subway Stop: Warden Stop &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/graffiti.ntci.on.ca\/2011-12\/winter-2012-issue\/internal-news\/horoscopes\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"parent":660,"menu_order":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","template":"","meta":{"footnotes":""},"class_list":["post-664","page","type-page","status-publish","hentry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/graffiti.ntci.on.ca\/2011-12\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/664","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/graffiti.ntci.on.ca\/2011-12\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/graffiti.ntci.on.ca\/2011-12\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/page"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/graffiti.ntci.on.ca\/2011-12\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/graffiti.ntci.on.ca\/2011-12\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=664"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/graffiti.ntci.on.ca\/2011-12\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/664\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":759,"href":"https:\/\/graffiti.ntci.on.ca\/2011-12\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/664\/revisions\/759"}],"up":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/graffiti.ntci.on.ca\/2011-12\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/660"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/graffiti.ntci.on.ca\/2011-12\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=664"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}