8: December 23rd Exams

Sabina Wex


It’s two days before Christmas Day and what are you doing? Writing your physics exam. You should really be out buying presents and participating in the holly-jolliness that comes along with the winter season. And yet you are stuck in a grey room just waiting for this torture to be over. Or maybe, if you don’t celebrate Christmas, you wish you were sitting on the golden sand of Miami beach, roasting your skin while reading US Weekly. Unfortunately, this fantasy won’t help you understand all those impossible functions calculations. “Exam policies remain the same,” Ms. Laszlo said. “If you don’t show up to an exam because you decided to go on vacation instead, you will receive a zero.” Can’t wait to see everyone in line at the airport on that crowded Christmas Eve flight!